Maybe Biden should take a sec to talk about how many spy satellites have been launched by SpaceX, a private company, and how many tax dollars have been spent, because NASA couldn’t get it done.
The White House has absolutely no business unveiling the first color photos from the Webb telescope. Given the way the federal government has stripped funding for NASA and wrecked our ability to …
At some point I became guy-who-does-every-dish-and-wipes-down-the-stove-and-counters-after-dinner.
My kid heard me saying that Republicans are “giant fucking assholes.” I regret nothing.
This is how I know I’m 40. I’m excited about a goddamned blender. Like, more excited than the first time I bought a car.
Achievement unlocked: bought a Vitamix.
Somewhere out there was a race of aliens as advanced as us and they tried to make contact with other races by sending out signals but they blew themselves to oblivion long ago and their signals passed …
👻 Happy Half-Halloween 🎃
It’s New Rammstein Album Day! 🤘🤘
🌟✨ FRIDAY ✨🌟
Today will be known as The Day of Many Takes.
Yay. 👎 💩
I’ve had the Night Court theme stuck in my head for a couple of days. The same thing happened to me in the 80s. I hated it then and I hate it now.
Hey Siri, why isn’t snack-sized ramen a thing?
Sitting on the couch, I attempted to shift my weight, and everything in my lower right back felt like it tore like a sheet of paper followed by intense burning. And now I’m fine? JFC why am I like …
The amount of data you hand over to Google just by using YouTube is ludicrous. Stay logged out. Use a VPN. Be untrackable.
True story: I’ve never liked, subscribed, or clicked a thumbs-up on YouTube. I never use that service while logged in to my Google account. In fact, I almost never log into my Google account, and when …
Catching up on Drag Race. That was the worst Snatch Game I’ve seen. Ever.
If you’re using my port of the Night Owl theme for Drafts, it’s time to update. I just pushed a fix for an annoying message banner color issue. actions.getdrafts.com/t/1jM
Tell me about a site you love whose RSS feed I should have in my Feedbin account.
My kids are now my very favorite people because they told me I look like Jeff Goldblum’s twin.
Thought I saw a Patriot Front sticker while out and about today near Arthur Ashe and Broad and was about to take it down until I realized it was a Patriot Fail sticker. 😆
Currently reading: Marxism, Anarchism, Communism by Karl Marx 📚
Dear Hollywood, Please put Andrew Scott into more things. Thanks, Society
Currently reading: Socialism, Utopian and Scientific by Friedrich Engels 📚