Kid: “Why is this man so mad?” Me: “Well, kiddo. Settle in for a history lesson.”

Every time we play Rage Against the Machine.

The fact that a grifter is making his bid for the 2020 election tonight at, of all places, the Amway Center, is too delicious to comprehend.

I’m about to spend 9 hours in a train that has free WiFi. Kids are at home. I have no idea what to do.

Tonight our kids are learning that when pizza’s on a bagel you can have pizza anytime.

What is this sorcery?!

It’s such a bummer when someone you follow on Instagram starts hocking some bullshit product that’s completely unrelated to your interests and theirs. It’s. ahem SAD!

That trailer for the new Zelda game. 😍

I’m very happy that my kids love vegetables and that I don’t have to coerce them into making healthy choices. That feels like a win. Almost every dinner we’ve had in the last 2 weeks has been vegetarian, and they’ve loved it.

NO.

Rewatching Leverage. What a good show. There are so many different ways it could have been ruined, but it wasn’t.